First Class Blonde
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT... [+]
Wal-Mart Diagnostic Computer
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him: “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.... [+]
Why?
Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say “congratulations.” But none of them rub your dick and say “well done”?
Daddy Ate My Fingers
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,’Daddy, look at this’ , and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached... [+]
The Job Interview
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes – caffeine.” “Have you ever been in the military service?” “Yes,” he says “I was in Iraq for two years.” The... [+]
The Nagger
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, ‘How can I help you?’ The farmer said, ‘I want to get one of them dayvorces.’ The lawyer said, ‘Do you have any grounds?’ The farmer said,... [+]
Kids Know the Meaning of True...
Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade & tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. ‘Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint, and we’re Jewish,’ she asks, ‘Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa’s... [+]
Bill and Sam
Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But... [+]