The Job Interview

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes – caffeine.”

“Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says “I was in Iraq for two years.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles..”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “O.K. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 – and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P..M., why don’t you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?”

“This is a government job,” the inter-viewer says, “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”