Posts in Marriage Jokes
Why?
Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say “congratulations.” But none of them rub your dick and say “well done”?
The Nagger
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, ‘How can I help you?’ The farmer said, ‘I want to get one of them dayvorces.’ The lawyer said, ‘Do you have any grounds?’ The farmer said,... [+]
Husband's Last Request
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’ Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, Mary my dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says, “Oh, Mary,... [+]
The Def Irishman
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"